January 2012
30 posts
wtf
thedailywhat:
In Case You Missed It of the Day: On last night’s Report, Stephen Colbert, who is polling ahead of serious candidate Jon Huntsman in South Carolina, teased a possible last-minute dark-horse bid for the Republican presidential nomination.
“This just got real,” Colbert said before promising a “major announcement” on tonight show.
Could Colbert/Stewart 2012 still happen?
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fapitalism:
The Big Comfy Couch stretch.
I remember always doing this shit when the time of the show came!!! LMAO
Through waters deep
I grab your hand deep down below
miles of water above you and I,
far beneath the red and white coral.
I hold so tight, so tight,
but we have to let go.
So we purge to the surface and fill
our mouths with fresh air
because down in the deep the
cold will freeze us,
and will forget our own names.
romeisburning:
romeisburning:
Interviewer: Has a girl ever tried to stick her finger up your butt?
Trey Songz: Yea. she has all the way up until the finger nail.
Trey Songz: It was very uncomfortable.
always<3
Foxy Brown in Philly, Nov of 2011: Admits to Rick Ross paying for the pussy and being sprung, “I got him mad at Fox, before I let any nigga stab the box, I got to have some rocks/ And ask [Rick] Ross, what I did to get that ass hot!/ then I asked him, ‘when the last time you had some twat?’”
I do this whenever I go to the grocery store too. GPOY!
OK
No more nudity on this tumblr…. thats not in good taste bahah
December 2011
21 posts
jetsxgang:
lololololol omg wut
Marcus Patrick dancing at Club Circus.
This shits hilarious